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May. 25th, 2008

Ponder

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...MY HEAD FEELS EMPTY.

Apr. 24th, 2008

Taxes

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BACK TO NORMAL FOR THE MOMENT. APOLOGIES IF I THREATENED YOU OR DISINIGRATED PART OF YOUR ROOM. I WASN'T MYSELF, TO SAY THE LEAST.

........OH, A JOB. AT LEAST HE DECIDED TO END HIS LIFE AFTER EIKO HAD RETURNED TO HER NORMAL STATE. IT WOULD BE UNFAIR TO ASK HER TO DO MY DUTIES AND REDICULOUS TO EXPECT HER TO DO THEM RIGHT.

Apr. 21st, 2008

[event]: WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!

[Voice Post] (lol all his posts are voice posts I'M JUST CLARIFYING)

...I'm not quite sure what to even make of this. I think this is something far beyond a drastic change in perception and belief. Another of Wonderland's "events", right? I'm no longer Death. Or, at least, I'm no longer in that position. I still have a sense of "I" and "me", so I'm not gone. I'm just... er, exactly what am I?

My head feels so... constricted. It's actually a very good feeling. A nice break away from being myself, I suppose.

...

Could someone let me out? I can't work-- er, I can't reach the doorkno--

[KABOOM aka DEATH ACCIDENTALLY FIRED OFF ONE OF GIR'S LASERS. I know you have them, GIR.]

Oh, that works too.

Yes, I think today is going to be a good day.

Apr. 1st, 2008

Ho Ho Ho

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WHERE...? OH--!

[long pause, and then, to everyone's absolute horror, Death breaks out into song]

WHAT'S THIS? WHAT'S THIS? THERE'S COLOR EVERYWHERE! WHAT'S THIS? THERE'S WHITE THINGS IN THE AIR! WHAT'S THIS? 

I MUST BE DREAMING! JACK, WAKE UP, THIS ISN'T FAIR!


WHAT'S THIS?

[ooc: LOL GUESS WHO. Uh, pretend the UFOs are white and this makes a little sense? He'll be pretty much singing everywhere today. Wat.]

Mar. 25th, 2008

Death

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DEARLY DEPARTED:

PLEASE WAIT BY YOUR CORPSE IN AN ORDERLY FASHION AS I COME TO COLLECT YOU. ONCE I (OR DIDI) HAVE UNBOUND YOU FROM YOUR BODY, YOU ARE FREE TO MOVE ABOUT THE MANSION OR HANG AROUND WITH US IF YOU WISH.

THANK YOU.

...

WELCOME BACK. DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK. YOU KNOW THIS ISN'T MY FAULT.

Mar. 15th, 2008

Ho Ho Ho

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WHILE WE'RE BEING HONEST: IF THIS WORLD DOES NOT CHANGE, THEN YOU ARE ALL DOOMED. AT LEAST THIS TIME AROUND, THERE ARE NO AUDITORS OR RULES TO STOP ME FROM INTERFERING WITH THE NATURE OF THE WORLD. ALTHOUGH SAID CHANGE WILL PROBABLY RESULT IN RETURNING TO MY FORMER DUTIES, I THINK I WOULD PREFER RESUMING MY JOB THAN THE ALTERNATIVE. AS FOR THESE "FEELINGS"... WELL, IT'S HUMANITY'S FAULT FOR GIVING ME THIS PERSONA. AT LEAST, I THINK IT IS.

...AND I THINK I LIKED BEING SANTA BETTER.

Feb. 21st, 2008

Creative

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YOU PEOPLE. EVEN HERE, YOU FIND A WAY TO MAKE ME WORK. THANKS.

...IT'S STRANGE. THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN TURNED INTO GHOSTS ARE DEAD, YET THEIR BOOKS ARE STILL BEING WRITTEN-- ALBEIT, IT LOOKS TO BE EQUIVALENT TO "WHITE NOISE". 

ANYWAYS, TO THOSE IT MAY CONCERN: ALTHOUGH I MYSELF AM NOT TECHNICALLY DEAD, BINKY AND I WILL BE ACCOMPANYING YOU TONIGHT ON YOUR LITTLE JOURNEY. THE OTHER DEATH--DIDI, WAS IT?--IS WELCOME TO JOIN ME. NO WORRIES THOUGH; THERE IS NO DIRECT ROUTE FOR ME TO GUIDE YOU TO AN AFTERLIFE, SO YOU'LL BE GUIDED ELSEWHERE. DON'T COMPLAIN. IT'S THE LANTERN'S IDEA.

KOOK: TRY NOT TO FALL OF THE BOAT.

Feb. 14th, 2008

Reaper Man

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I DON'T THINK THIS IS A CASE OF SPARE BELIEF. CERTAINLY NOT ON MY BEHALF, ANYWAYS. SO THEN WHY IS THERE A SMALL ANGELIC CREATURE FOLLOWING ME? AND WHY IS THERE A THREAD ATTATCHING MYSELF TO THE FLOOR?

VEXEN, PLEASE TELL ME YOU WEREN'T TAMPERING WITH UNKNOWN CHEMICALS. AGAIN.

IN ANY CASE, PEOPLE SEEM TO BE GIVING OUT... PRESENTS? MOSTLY SWEETS AND FLORAL ARRANGEMENTS AND THINGS THAT ARE NOT REALLY HEARTS. HEARTS ARE RATHER LUMPY, YOU KNOW.

Feb. 7th, 2008

Reaper Man

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WITH SO MANY RODENTS, PERHAPS THE DEATH OF RATS WILL ARRIVE SOON. HE CERTAINLY WOULDN'T BE SHORT ON WORK. AS OF LATE, I HAVE BEEN RATHER--

...

AND YOU ARE?

...

FITTING NAME. WELL, IT HAS BEEN A WHILE SINCE I DID SOME OF MY PROPER DUTIES IN THIS--

...

...............WELL, THAT'S CERTAINLY A NEW FORM OF DIVERSION.


[ooc: GUESS WHO WILL BE TRYING TO REAP HAUNTER? RUN HAUNTER RUN D:]

Jan. 24th, 2008

Death

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 ...I SENSE.

THERE'S ANOTHER HERE. POSSIBLY DEATH 2.0.

...

WELL. 

DAMN.

I DON'T THINK THIS ONE IS HIGH EITHER. I SHOULD PROBABLY REMEMBER HOW TO BE SOBER NOW. BUT.

BUT. 

BUT FIRST. I MUST PAY A VISIT TO "KOOK".

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